Get Weird: One Simple Trick to Getting More Online Reviews

How do you get more of your happy customers to participate in online reviews? You’ve probably come across our sober and straightforward advice: ask, guide and remind customers to write reviews–that’s why our “review funnel” service exists, after all.

But what if you’re just not getting any traction? What if you work in a “boring” industry vertical (sorry, HVAC folks ;) ) and can’t motivate customers to share their pleasantly boring experiences with others? Or what if you simply want Yelp reviews but don’t want to so much as mention the words “Yelp” and “review” in the same sentence for fear of inciting Yelp’s wrath?

Well, then you have to start thinking creatively. You have to find a way to give your most vocal customers something remarkable to talk about–so remarkable that they’ll be compelled to share it.

The trick? Add something weird to your product or service offering, and offer it. That’s it. Why? Consider what Seth Godin calls the bacon/Yelp correlation: the phenomenon whereby a kooky, crazy or offbeat offering–such as a bacon-topped ice cream sundae–can spawn many times its share of Yelp reviews:

If you try to reverse engineer preferences from Yelp reviews, you’re likely to make a common error. It turns out that bacon-as-a-topping comes up often in Yelp, which might lead you to believe that adding bacon to the menu is a surefire crowdpleaser.

In fact, what it tells you is that bacon lovers are more likely to post Yelp reviews.

And since such reviews are typically rich with detail, they more easily pass muster with Yelp’s review filter and get published. At, we did some research for a large restaurant chain that uncovered a veritable “fountain” of reviews for them. Can you guess what it was?

Do Something Weird to Get Your Customers Talking

Customers may use review-writing as an exercise in self-expression, or to project a certain image to their peers, or to get even with a business that “wronged” theme. But business owners can use these diverse motivations, too. Through experimentation, you can find the triggers that surprise and dazzle your customers to get more of them finding reason to talk about your business publicly. I guess adding bacon is a good place to start.

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Why You Need to Establish a Review Strategy Today

Tyson-Downs Tyson Downs, the owner of Titan Web Agency and a reseller, has years of experience working with small businesses and helping them meet their revenue goals through marketing and SEO.

Importance of a review funnel for a small business

Reviews can be one of the best sources of marketing a small business can get. But why exactly is that? Thanks to the internet, and a larger variety of information sources, consumers now spend much more time getting information before they buy. According to one study, on average, 10.4 information sources are checked before making a decision.

However, compared to many other sources, reviews are different because in the eyes of the consumer, they are more trustworthy. According to the Edelman trust barometer, opinions of “people like me”, was believed 62% of the time. This comes at a time when traditional mass media advertising is struggling and customer turn to digital sources like your website.

One of the largest challenges a small business in particular have is getting traction. This can be particularly challenging early, when there often are limited funds for advertising. Therefore, it can be really worthwhile to implement a review page for collecting good feedback, and from learning, and reacting, quickly from bad feedback. A review page such as the below is a great central place that you can send your customers to give you feedback on your service. Instead of them having to remember all your different social/review site links, just include your review link in your email and in customer follow up campaigns. A review page such as this can dramatically increase the number of reviews you get.

Below is an example of the review page created for Titan Web Agency:


How to get good reviews

For a small business owner, with a million balls in the air, it can be hard to create a marketing system, on top of every other possible responsibility. You can find yourself in charge of doing everything, for everyone, hardly having the time to breathe between battles.

However, the good news is that getting good reviews is really not that hard. It does however require you to switch your thinking into considering more than just reviews, but also the type of service, or product you are selling, and learning from your customers feedback. Therefore, a way of getting reviews should also be a good model for effective learning.

Here is a step-by-step method that can be followed for getting good reviews:

  • Create a quality product or service. At the heart of receiving good feedback is the desire to want to go out of your way to please your customers. It might sound simple, however it is often an overlooked fact. Keep in mind that quality is defined by what your customers want, not your own personal definition of what they should want.
  • Interact with your customers. A common mistake many small business owners make is to assume a one-way conversation. Ideally, you want to continually learn what is happening in your market from your customers. Initially that interaction can really help you identify what you can adjust in your offering.
  • Identify natural places to get feedback. This can depend a lot on what your business does, however generally speaking the best places of generating feedback can be right after you have made your customers happy, and when they are visiting your website. With time you might notice that your customers can give you ideas for new places.
  • Create feedback funnels. A feedback funnel is basically a series of steps that has been created to generate opinions from customers. It´s primary function is to make good feedback social, and for making negative feedback private. A good service for setting up a feedback tunnel is through Here is an example.
  • Get customers into the funnel. Start by asking for feedback. You can do that on your website or business cards. Make it a habit to ask after you have delivered. Try to experiment with asking in different ways to find what works best, and even consider offering incentives for giving feedback. Like a discount or a free gift.
  • Guide them through the review process. For many customers it might be completely new experience so help them through your feedback funnel. With it is simply a matter of selecting a review site and then make it easy for the customer to leave feedback by directing their next action.
  • Monitor and respond. Ideally you want to monitor what is being written about your business on review places regularly. That way you can respond to good feedback by maybe offering another incentive. Alternatively, you can respond quickly, and privately, to negative feedback to reduce or eliminate its impact.

The main objectives of the above process are to increase word-of-mouth, and to help you create a simple, yet effective way to advertise your business. However, if you are really listening to the feedback your customers is giving, you might also find new ways to change and grow your business.

How to use reviews

Reviews can be used in a variety of ways. The most immediate way is to incorporate it in your advertising. One of the least expensive ways of doing that can be to have a review page on your website, that you frequently update with the latest testimonials. You can also take reviews offline by maybe incorporating it in your signage, menus, or other print material.

However, reviews can also serve a much more important function. From what your customers are saying, new ideas can come. For instance, you might notice that particular elements of your product or service offering are more popular than others. This can lead you to change what you are offering in a new direction you might not have thought of.

You can also use negative feedback to better understand what your target market is, and which details can really make a difference for gaining an outstanding perception. A hard reality can be that for every negative feedback you got, there might be several others that simply left, without saying a single word.

To keep tabs on these reviews, I recommend monitoring your reputation online.

What is your business doing to gather more reviews? What have you seen is the most effective strategy?

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The Cost of Unhappy Customers

The good folks at Vision Critical have put together this eye-opening infographic showing the potential costs of letting your customers go unhappy, unserved, frustrated. Nobody wins!


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This Company Lost $300k Trying to Bully Customers Who Wrote Bad Reviews

The now infamous case of’s corporate bullying tactics has been settled in a U.S. District Court in Utah, with Judge Dee Benson awarding John and Jen Palmer $306,750 ($102,250 in compensatory damages and $204,500 in punitive damages) against the online retailer.

The case dates to 2008 and involves KlearGear’s attempts to enforce its “non-disparagement clause,” a shrewd but completely arbitrary and indefensible bit of legal fine print still to be found (as of this writing) in the company’s terms of use. The clause, which KlearGear customers ostensibly agree to without reading, grants KlearGear immunity to any online criticism by its customers–it “prohibits you from taking any action that negatively impacts, its reputation, products, services, management or employees.”

And what’s KlearGear’s remedy if you don’t comply?

“Should you violate this clause, as determined by in its sole discretion, you will be provided a seventy-two (72) hour opportunity to retract the content in question. If the content remains, in whole or in part, you will immediately be billed $3,500.00 USD for legal fees and court costs until such complete costs are determined in litigation. Should these charges remain unpaid for 30 calendar days from the billing date, your unpaid invoice will be forwarded to our third party collection firm and will be reported to consumer credit reporting agencies until paid.”

After the Palmers published critical reviews of their experience with the company and refused to take them down, KlearGear went beyond “scare tactics” and effectively destroyed the couple’s credit. According to their attorneys,

“As a result of’s actions, the Palmers lost credit opportunities; suffered anxiety, fear and humiliation; and spent weeks without heat in their home for themselves and their 3-year-old son when their furnace broke and they were unable to obtain a loan to replace it.”

KlearGear apparently never responded to the suit or showed up in court. As to whether the Palmers will ever collect their $300k, who knows. But the message from at least one judge in Utah is clear: as a business owner, you can’t silence critical customers by asserting absurd contract terms or bullying them–that’s bound to backfire. You’ve got to find a better way.

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Social Media Mobs Are Scary As Hell: You Won’t Believe What One Did to This Business Owner

Even when the mob is “right,” its behavior is scary. If the offending party is a business or business owner, a lapse in judgment can quickly cost them their reputation, customers, even the business itself and the livelihoods of those it employs.

Do you think mob behavior affects only those unsophisticated inhabitants of the world’s premodern backwaters? Think again.

This week saw another example of what’s becoming a common Internet phenomenon: an unrelenting, morally- or politically-charged online mob beatdown directed at a business or individual who posted something offensive on social media. (Remember #HasJustineLandedYet?)

Even when the mob is “right,” its behavior is scary. If the offending party is a business or business owner, a lapse in judgment can quickly cost them their reputation, customers, even the business itself and the livelihoods of those it employs. And as the sagacious Mike Blumenthal also points out in his post today, a company’s online reviews are increasingly used as a battleground in these wars of words.

Why? Presumably because bad reviews do a ton of real damage. At, we refer to a disgruntled customer who skewers a company on Google+ or Yelp as exercising “the nuclear option.” In case it’s any wonder why, pull up a chair and let me tell you the story of this latest fiasco.

The Saga of One Block West Restaurant

This week, it was chef/owner Ed Matthews of One Block West in Winchester, Virginia, who made a misguided post to Facebook regarding an all-change tip left by a customer:

One Block West offensive post on June 4

Now, Matthews is no stranger to making colorful comments in his online dialogue with patrons of the restaurant. But this one struck a nerve. While some in the food industry might see Matthews as “protecting his own,” he made a brash and public complaint about a customer–described as “ladies,” perhaps as in “little old ladies”–who left an odd tip under unknown circumstances. From a customer’s point of view, Matthews just sounds like an arrogant, ungrateful, mean-spirited jerk. A prick, if you will. A bastard. A prick-bastard.

Are you with me? Yes? So let the punishment begin: Prior to this post, One Block West had a star rating on Facebook in the high 4s, and recent reviews were going swimmingly:


Then, on June 4, a few hours after Matthews’s ill-fated post, something happened. One Block West’s star rating plummeted into the 2s on Facebook. In a span of 2 hours and 15 minutes, 60 new reviews were posted, all of them 1-star ratings accompanied by a large dose of moral upbraiding or vitriol–and occasional mention of the restaurant’s food selection and service. Here’s what that particular kind of terror looks like on a spreadsheet:

One Block West reviews after offensive post

Now, it’s clear that this mob of “reviewers” largely believes that they are exacting some kind of proper justice for the “wrong” of Matthews’s post. They seem perfectly at ease with the idea that their reviews will do real damage–perhaps even destroy–the business, and that Matthews has committed “suicide by Facebook” with his errant post:

  • “How the mighty have fallen! Maybe you should have thought twice about making that pompous post… You have greatly injured your business, over a bag of change! Was it worth it, to try and humiliate patrons? Hope you have to close the doors.”
  • “Were you guys looking for a reason to go under? Well guess you have a reason to close your doors now. Pathetic excuse of a restaurant anyway. End of story.”
  • “I will never visit your establishment, and I think I can guarantee that anyone who has Facebook and have seen that post will never visit you. You’ve sealed your own fate allowing that on a huge social media site. Extremely irresponsible to all the families that depend on the jobs of your employees.”

The barrage continued for a little more than a day before One Block West successfully removed not just the offending post but the reviews widget from its Facebook page. Eventually, a small backlash of supporters arrived to post a handful of 5-star reviews, apparently in an effort to do damage control:

  • “Pathetic that people want to destroy this restaurant’s reputation and the livelihoods of both the owner AND his employees via social media because the owner stood up for one of his servers. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.”

But the damage was done. It remains to be seen how well One Black West recovers. In the immortal words of Warren Buffet,

“It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you’ll do things differently.”

You can still find the whole One Block West episode played out here.

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Why Yelp Is Testing Video, and How to Make a Killer Yelp Video Review

Last week, Yelp announced the imminent roll-out of video reviews from “Elite” Yelpers. Yelp’s mobile product manager Madhu Prabaker described the new feature, due in early June, as a way to provide “a reward for businesses that go to great lengths to achieve a certain ambiance.”

But Prabaker’s comments are almost certainly bullshit. First off, Yelp is not known for rewarding businesses at any level. Second, Yelp has a serious, life-or-death(-of-the-company) stake in publishing real and useful customer reviews amid a tide of fakes, and video is a perfect medium by which to weed out the spam. (You really don’t see much video spam, do you?) Prabaker is no doubt deflecting attention from this more serious justification for video reviews–just in case the feature fails.

But enough about Yelp’s survival or lack thereof. The really interesting question here is: what in the world will a Yelp video review look like? Will it just be Real Actors Read Yelp without the irony or the high production values? Or will reviewers actually produce some real value for fellow users of the service?

Here, without further ado, is an optimistic look at what a Yelp video review can be, brought to you by American food critic Big Daym with his review of Five Guys Burgers and Fries–though you’ll have to imagine it crunched down to 12 seconds. (At launch, Yelp video reviewers will be limited to 3 to 12 seconds, a Vinesque constraint that may prove too, er, constrained for Yelp’s ultimate vision, but a nice low bar to discover if Yelpers have the appetite to participate.) Enjoy!

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Reviews to Dominate Local Search: Yahoo Adds Yelp Content

Yahoo-Yelp Partnership

Customer reviews are gaining greater visibility online as the world’s largest search engines vie for consumer attention with ever more immediate, actionable intelligence about the companies they encounter in local search results.

Taking a page from Bing’s 2012 playbook, the world’s third-favorite search engine Yahoo is now integrating ratings, reviews and photos from popular review publisher Yelp directly into its search engine results pages. Yahoo announced the “five-star partnership” this week via the company’s blog saying that “we’re especially fired up to add trusted user content from Yelp, bringing more business listings, more photos, and more reviews to the recently-refreshed Local Search and Yahoo Maps experiences”

The format of Yahoo’s new results page bears striking similarity to Google’s, highlighting a rank order of relevant local businesses and their star ratings on Yelp, with a call-out on the right that shows details, photos and reviews:

Yahoo-Yelp Search Results

But don’t be fooled: Yahoo’s own customer reviews haven’t been supplanted, only supplemented. Yelp’s reviews now show up mingled with Yahoo’s, presumably in accordance with some internal logic or algorithm aimed at maximizing utility to the consumer–measured, of course, by clicks. While Yelp content certainly dominates in an industry vertical like food and dining, quick searches for local lawyers, chiropractors and home inspectors yielded results far more weighted with Yahoo’s own customer ratings and reviews:

Chiropractors in Yahoo Search Results Detail

Meanwhile, Google is upping the ante and providing even more customer opinion data in search ads, this from its consumer surveys product. No doubt these developments underscore the high value we place on the opinions of others in making decisions ourselves. Either the influence of customer reviews is real, or else we just like clicking on the little stars.

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Forrester Analysts’ Facebook Hatchet Job Says Some Interesting Things, Too

Last week’s controversial Forrester Research report, Why Facebook Is Failing Marketers, no doubt has some holes. Its scolding, axe-grinding tone is unbefitting for a industry research paper. And its questionable methodology, sketchy data, and dubious conclusions probably scored the research firm some press only at the cost of some authority.

But still, there’s something to the report, no? Even with its lack of rigor, it does underscore some important perceptions marketers have about the business value of various digital channels and tactics. To wit:

“We asked 395 executives from the US, the UK, and Canada how satisfied they were with the business value they get from 13 different online marketing sites and tactics. You’d expect a site boasting the largest audience and the biggest collection of data to fare well. But we found that Facebook offered less value than anything else on our list.”

Why Facebook Is Failing Marketers

In Forrester’s rankings, “on-site ratings and reviews” topped the list of the (perceived) most valuable digital marketing channels and tactics with a 3.84 average on a scale of 1 (“very dissatisfied”) to 5 (“very satisfied”), coming in just above “Search marketing” at 3.83.

The spread here–Facebook at the bottom with 3.54–hardly suggests that marketers should drop Facebook “until it mends its ways,” as the analyst opines. But the relative rankings do ring true, at least among the marketers we work with at And when keeping to a constrained marketing budget, a marketer or business owner often needs to identify channels and tactics that give the most bang for their buck, while dropping others. All else aside, it’s at least interesting to see where a sizeable group of industry folks are finding that value.

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Why Respond to Bad Reviews? To Double Readers’ Purchase Intent, That’s Why

The latest volume of research from Bazaarvoice demonstrates the power that brands and business owners wield in responding to negative customer reviews online. Although based on Bazaarvoice’s own solution for product reviews in e-commerce, the company’s research identifies points of interest and best practices for local and service-based businesses as well.


  • Consumers in the survey reported an average 116% increase in purchase intent after reading company responses to reviews
  • 71% of consumers in the survey changed their perception of the company after seeing a company response to a review
  • Reviews with company responses are much more likely to be voted helpful by readers

Review Responses Drive Intent to Purchase

Plainly put, by responding helpfully to customer reviews–especially negative reviews–brands can boost both customer purchase intent and brand perception.

The Bazaarvoice study includes some useful intelligence on just how to respond to negative reviews, too. For example, responses that resolve the customer’s issue, rather than merely offering steps to resolve it or taking the conversation offline, inspire the greatest lift in purchase intent and brand perception, at 186% and 157% respectively.

So, if you’re not feeling frisky enough to try one of these crazy/creative responses to negative reviews, Bazaarvoice has some level-headed advice on how to maximize the positive impact of your review responses. Download the research here: Conversation Index Volume 6 (PDF)

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5 Crazy/Creative Responses to Negative Reviews

Business owners often fret over negative online reviews, and with good reason: lots of research shows how insanely influential reviews are, like this report’s finding that 4 out of 5 consumers reverse their purchase decisions based on negative online reviews.

But as we’ve said before (see, for example, “The Good News About Bad Reviews” in founder Jon Hall’s The Marketer’s Guide to Customer Reviews), sometimes negative reviews actually have a lot of upside, highlighting unique selling points of a company’s offering–or at least providing an opportunity for the company to showcase its customer service, attitude and sense of humor.

Here are 5 crazy/creative responses to negative reviews that may or may not be worth imitating!

Sandwich Shop Advertises Worst Meatball Sandwich Of Yelper’s Life

Armed with a bit of that famous New York chutzpah, the Joe Dough Sandwich Shop turned one Yelper’s hyperbolic criticism into it’s new sales pitch: “Come in and try the worst meatball sandwich that one guy on Yelp ever had in his life.”

Joe Dough Beats Yelper with Bad Review

(Image from Huffington Post)

Pizzeria Turns 1-Star Reviews Into Sassy T-shirts

Right in Yelp’s backyard, Delfina Pizzeria went a step further, having staff wear t-shirts featuring obnoxious one-star reviews, like “The pizza was soooo greasy. I’m assuming this was in part due to the pig fat.”

Pizzeria Delfina Shows How to Respond to Bad Yelp Reviews

They also apparently have one that just says, “This place sucks.” Thanks a lot, Yelp.

Movie Theater Turns Customer’s Complaint About Texting Policy Into Viral Video

The Alamo Drafthouse movie theater has a strict no-tolerance policy on texting in the theater, which many patrons really appreciate. When one spirited youth was tossed out of the theater for texting during the show, she left an enraged voicemail that Alamo Drafthouse turned into a video, essentially demonstrating the virtue of their no-tolerance policy for them.

Rock Star Sings Brilliant NSFW Response to a British Tabloid Review

Musician Amanda Palmer wrote and performed “Dear Daily Mail” in response to the tabloid’s unflattering review of her Glastonbury Festival concert. The review allegedly spoke nothing of her music or the performance but focused entirely on a “wardrobe malfunction” that Palmer says “happens all the time.” This is NSFW.

Restaurant Closes With Epic Rant Against “Sorry-Assed, Rednecked” Former Patrons

Finally, when it was time to say goodbye, this beat-up Italian restaurant in Amarillo, Texas really went out with a bang.

Bad Restaurant Reviews Goes Out With a Bang

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